hxxpeful:

friend: omg did you know that the school serve the same food people in prison are served?

me: it’s because we are in prison.

hxxpeful:

how come the people who think i’m attractive live across the country like umΒ do you think you can just scoot ur booty over here pls thanks

friend: omg did you know that the school serve the same food people in prison are served?

me: it’s because we are in prison.

draculahs